I walk in to see the husband piling extra cheese, meats and other artery clogging animal bits on an already overloaded pizza.
Irreverent Housewife- As if you weren't going to die soon enough.
Husband- It's not like I'll live to a ripe old age. You'll kill me first. Well, when I'm worth some money anyway.
IH-Knowing my luck you'll live to be 90 but you'll be 600 pounds and worthless and you'll smell bad. And I'll be stuck honoring my vows to Jabba the Hut.
H-I'd shoot myself before I let that happen.
IH- Like you could even waddle over to the gun...
I know what you're thinking and yes, I am the most supportive and loving wife in the entire world and my husband is definitely lucky to have me.
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